I just wanted to let you all know that i am away from the office on annual leave until Tuesday 26th April 2011 but I wanted to leave you with a few thoughts.
1 PLAN AHEAD When planning what to do over the Easter holidays - Dont call the day before Good Friday and expect to get on the ridiculously cheap cruise that has been advertised with Ventura (Leaves tomorrow) THERE ARE NO SPACES LEFT!!! Sorry - But if
2 Wear Sunscreen - This easter is set to be a scorcher so take care out there - we may bi in April in the UK, But you can still burn and nothing ruins the weekend like sunburn!
3 The Rules of Chocolate are as follows:
*If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly!!!
*Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
want. And for those of you on Weight Watchers, just like me and many in cruise.co.uk office - FRUIT IS FREE!
*The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car?
*The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
*Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
*A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? *If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
*If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves!!!
*Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
*Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Simply because no one wants to quit.
*Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
*Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.
SO EAT CHOCOLATE, BE MERRY AND THINK ABOUT WHAT CRUISE TO DO FOR EASTER 2012!!